MY TARIFFS
President shitbrain is slapping a 25% tariff on foreign cars, steel and aluminum. In the spirit of our fat orange dictator here are mine.
1500% on orange make-up
10,000,000% on Teslas
2,000,000% on red hats (Sorry, Phillies and Cardinal fans)
5,000,000,000% on Nazi memorabilia
10,000,000% on white unmarked vans used to illegally disappear people
4,000% on Ivermectin
10,000% on shitty fake Lauren Sanchez tits
50% on cod liver oil to treat measles you fucking morons
6,000% on meme coins
15,000% on doctor’s visits for anti-vaxxers
9,000% on bribes
33,000% on trips to Greenland for government officials
100% on McDonald’s for fatorangefascistfucks
4000% on golf carts
677% on gold toilets
5,000,000,000% on unelected South African billionaires
7,800% on Don Jr’s coke
990,000,000,000,000% on Sharpies used to sign bullshit executive orders that are pretty much just press releases
129% on Lara Trump’s vocal lessons (oh, wait... she’s never had one...)
4,000% on Mike Johnson’s dildos and cock rings
$5.00 rebate on any Cybertruck panel you find on the street
If I am right, then tariffs mean more things made in America and lower taxes, then I am going all in. https://torrancestephensphd.substack.com/p/to-tariff-or-not-to-tariff-that-is
The new tariff war is huge a wakeup call — evincing just how unprepared millions of Americans are going to be as the AI revolution is restructuring our product and service sectors in real-time. We need ACTION! More at TGM: https://tinyurl.com/yf4vmnf